If I hear another Ariana Grande or Iggy Azalea song from my niece, I’m removing her from the family tree and making her get her own damn house.
today i had to work for vaseline and try get people to try their new ‘spray and go’ moisturiser. it was such a hilarious experience. my job was to squirt strangers…. also offering someone moisturiser is just so funny. ‘hey mate, you look a bit chafey over there’ ‘hey, ol flakey face, let me spray this stuff on you’ ‘hey are you busy? i have some vaseline here that i can lube you up with’
keep trying, Bvs