What I'm Supposed To Keep To Myself

deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

(via laughbitches)

When the professor says the exam will be essay and short answer

When I suggest a vegetarian restaurant to my carnivore friends and they shoot it down

When someone asks a question I don’t know the answer to at the end of my presentation

zarry:

people who always change their opinions to match with someone elses  

(via texasenchantment)

When it gets close to my FreshDirect delivery time

12 year olds talking about getting “so drunk”.

sodamnrelatable:

 Dude weren’t you a fetus like… yesterday?

 

(via countrygirllostinacityworld)

confessionsofaquantpsychgradgirl:

gitju:

Making myself work on a Sunday

Oh so true…

(via confessionsofaquantpsychgradgirl)

When I log onto Facebook and see 5 more couples got engaged

When my parents call and ask what I’m up to

When people tap their pencils during tests

lolzpicx:

(Source: emilaugh)

When my best friend calls to tell me she’s engaged

Worrying I’ve been friend zoned